when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

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Problems with being a male

Having emotions is seen as weakness
Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness
Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality
A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior
Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine
Makeup isn't even an option
Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay
Being gay is seen as weak
You can't control the size of your "manhood"
You can't report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist
No male specific support groups or movements
Unequal parental rights
Extreme feminists treating you less than human
Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they're sexist pigs
People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable
No one will read this past the title

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Reblog if you have a friendship of more than 5 years.

arisuskirkland:

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Matthew my bro;fuckin 8th grade;

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Cat Bountry vs. Earth: Let's do a little comparison →

aerdnua:

passionofthedauterive:

Family Guy

Rape jokes

Eating disorder jokes

Pedophilia jokes

Racist jokes

Molestation jokes

Self harm jokes

King of the Hill

Body positive

No rape jokes, ever.

No eating disorder jokes, ever.

No pedophilia, because Hank would’ve kicked their ass.

The closest thing to racism was Racist Dawg, and that wasn’t really racist.

Self harm jokes? Nope.

Reblogging again because there was an episode in which Hank swam with the dolphins after Louanne got a job as a drink girl at La Grunta and he got …courted by a dolphin and meanwhile Louanne at her job was being fondled and sexually harassed. The hotel tried to buy off Hank’s silence about the issue, also he’s fucking Hank Hill, he’s not going to want to discuss getting humped by a dolphin. However, at the end of the episode he not only comes forward about something that made him uncomfortable, he fucking threw the guy that was making grabs at his niece into the pool with the dolphin. Ok, not the BEST way to handle the situation?? but the message still stands: if someone fucks with you, don’t just take it. Don’t let people try to silence you. You fucking stand up for yourself and make sure it doesn’t happen to anyone else. You are stronger than you think.

If somebody tells you they like Family Guy more than King of the Hill do not be friends with them.

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jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

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Lets get weird!

a1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?

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PRESENTING NINTENDO’S NEW CONSOLE

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musicalcombusken:

genalovestoons:

foggu:

qweety:

expungedata:

REGIROCK SOUNDS TERRIFYING IF I HEARD THAT OOMPHING I’D RUN 2000000000000000000000 MILES AWAY

jesus fucking christ

Glad I’m not the only one who felt this way because JESUS.

jeepers.

I don’t know why I never made the connection to ancient computers BUT THAT IS CLEARLY WHAT THEY ARE. UNSPEAKABLY OLD ROBOTS.

THATS TERRIFYING AND AWESOME.

BUT I LOVE THEM AH I THOUGHT THE CRIES WERE KINDA COOL. CREEPY BUT COOL AS FUCK

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